Borowitz Report: Goldman’s Massive Bonuses Totally Deserved Says Satan

Borowitz Report has Satan as the Billionaires biggest booster. Satan knows which side his bread is buttered on.

courtesy The Borowitz Report

The gargantuan year-end bonuses paid out to Goldman Sachs executives have received howls of protests from the banking giant’s legion of critics, but not from its most ardent defender: Satan.

In a rare press conference, the usually reclusive Prince of Darkness defended Goldman’s bonuses today, welcoming reporters at his apartment in New York’s Trump Tower.

“I don’t doubt for a minute that my friends at Goldman deserved those bonuses,” Satan said, adding that “buying their souls was the best investment I ever made.”

“It really is the gift that keeps on giving,” he chuckled.

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