The One Percent Speak!

Ahhh… Our Master’s Voice

We Are The One Percent as transcribed by John Kenney of the New Yorker

Here is our manifesto, still very much a work in progress, as it’s cocktail hour and several of our protesters are out at the pool:

—All wealth should be shared equally among the wealthy.

—Eradicate poverty. (Note: Maybe a clearer way to say this would be “Eradicate the poor.” Need to discuss.)

—End business as usual. (Note: Several members like the sound of this, but they don’t know what it means. A suggestion has been made to add the word “hours” after “business.”)

—Implement a rule whereby the public cannot look at us and must keep a distance of at least twenty feet at all times.

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About greengoddesslove

Gosh, I dunno. I'm a human adult who is interested in just about everything. Life is interesting. Everything else is gravy.
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